My 10 year old nephew is having open heart surgery Tuesday. My fiance of 4 years just threw a fit about my plan to spend the night at my sisters so we can be all ready to leave at ass crack of dawn. Why is this a problem??? Because even after 4 years and an engagement, he still feels like he needs to babysit my vagina.
I have never cheated on anyone in my entire life and somehow I end up with the guys who think they’ll be the special one I decided to cheat on.
Yes. My nephews heart surgery is the perfect ruse to cover up my evil whoring plan!!! Dunnn da dunnn
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
what are you talking about this was the best thing ever.
This is so wonderfully odd i have to reblog it everytime.
I love this girl.
I always thought their jingle needed a TOTALLY FUCKING AMAZING REMIX!!!!!!
who works on their marketing team?? MAKES THIS HAPPEN!! seeing this on my TV instead of their shitty ass commercial would make me actually call them to steam shit.
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
why hello college, how great of you to turn back up…dear god I’m old
i love that marshmallow girls post. fat girls in japan get called marshmallows. fat girls here get called land whales and hamplanets. i wanna be a marshmallow.
How about dropping the insults, the cutesy names AND the weight? Then you can call yourself a healthy girl.
how about dropping a bag of dicks all the way down your throat, one by one. a whole bag. eat an entire bag of dicks.
(Source: throh-moved, via jamborii)